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Donald Barnes: The Best Donald Ever

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Donald Barnes: A legacy and a story

This lens tells of the legacy of Donald Barnes. It describes his history, and his achievements that followed to his overall greatness and perfect Zen level. It tells of his challengers that range from enemies to Big Bosses on the 20th level. On top of that, it describes how he is the kindest, coolest, and most loving husband EVER! ;)

The short but sweet Biography and the Legacy of Donald Barnes 

What you've always wanted to know, but were too afraid to find ask...

Donald was born in 1982, the year of the Raging Bull, a year in which all heckraisers and go-getters were to be born as predicted by prophecy. In 1985 he recieved his first scribe, and in 1992 he would begin to make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

These unique yet virtuoso actions would continue, with many challengers trying to overpower his greatness and honorable ranking, until the great year of 2000, when he found his missing piece and link to the outside realm - a muse named Shylah. Since then his power levels have increased tenfold, and he is currently working on his plans to take over Superhuman Samurai Cybersquad force as we speak. You can find Shylah at this link.

The Top Five Reasons Donald Barnes is the Best Donald 

  • His alias identity is Bad News Barnes.
  • He loves Tai Chi and all things that come with it.
  • He has beaten God of War more than 17 times, therefore he is now more powerful than mighty Kratos!
  • He is more powerful than Chuck Norris and Bruce Leroy combined.
  • He is the chosen one (has an engraving on his right arm given to him by the Gods that says so! :P)
  • He can predict stock quotes in his sleep.

More Links and Cyberpages on Donald Barnes 

Donald's official myspace page
His official site - for now. All great things about Donald reign here! (and his ever.com page.)

Links that prove the point 

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What do you think of Donald Barnes? 

Now that you have experienced the story of this man, please share your positive quotes and blessings with a short blurb for support! Flattery will get you everywhere with Donald Barnes ;)

JAV010

Thanks for this lens 5 stars :P

Posted August 19, 2008
Noxema Jackson

It's you! It's really you! The real Bad News Barnes! I cannot believe it. How does one become more powerful than Bruce Leroy? Please let me in on the secrets to your powers. I want to be down with the Chosen One.

Posted February 15, 2008

Us

Can we be down?

Posted February 15, 2008

the don's sister

I came, I saw, and I've learned. Oh thank you DonFu, thank you.

Posted February 15, 2008

Follower_08

Donald, can I be your best friend and share your power?

Posted February 14, 2008

 
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