Donald Barnes: The Best Donald Ever

Donald was born in 1982, the year of the Raging Bull, a year in which all heckraisers and go-getters were to be born as predicted by prophecy. In 1985 he recieved his first scribe, and in 1992 he would begin to make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

These unique yet virtuoso actions would continue, with many challengers trying to overpower his greatness and honorable ranking, until the great year of 2000, when he found his missing piece and link to the outside realm - a muse named Shylah. Since then his power levels have increased tenfold, and he is currently working on his plans to take over Superhuman Samurai Cybersquad force as we speak. You can find Shylah at this link.